And here are the weird search engine queries from February:

• "number one thing that makes a sandwich shop fail" - It is a statistically provable fact that all failed sandwich shops did not have a ninja employed at the time of failing.
• "have you seen a ninja sandwich" - Here's a hint: if you start choking while eating a sandwich, it is possible that you are eating a "ninja sandwich." However, most sandwiches lack the physical and mental capacities, let alone a long enough lifespan, to train to be a ninja. Also, a sandwich-related death could be a result of the well-known Ninja bacteria known as "Salmonella," rather than the sandwich itself.
• "sandwich shop captain pirate" - This will also make your sandwich shop fail.